Donald Trump is president, God is dead and Peggy Noonan won a Pulitzer Prize this week for her drunken ramblings. [Jezebel]Tom Cruise looks squinty and different in these photos. [LaineyGossip]Ashton Kutcher reminds everyone that he’s probably a giant cheater. [Dlisted]Zoe Saldana says words about playing different kinds of bizarre… Read entire story.
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